Happy Birthday! Shame you can’t be with friends and family today but enjoy tomorrow
I really don’t understand the whole having to bring in cake/biscuits in on your birthday lark…
happy birthday jontosh2001
Another rejected thread idea was sports you just don’t get. Cricket came to mind. Seems they’re always at it, but never actually seem to finish
cricket, not for me clive
checks watch
Granola isn’t what you want when you’re cold, is it? Porridge is probably your best bet.
Gave myself food poisoning last night and had to work first thing on filming a tour after no sleep and all the vom. Didn’t even shower before it. Won’t be watching that video ever. It was from mouldy cheese which I assumed was no biggie. Baby is napping but we’re out so I can’t. FFS. Someone want to borrow her for a few hours so I can sleep/vomit/cry?
I’ve got ANOTHER thread idea about guessing how many members of 90/00s bands you can name.
None of my ideas have legs, I’m like a less boring barleysugar.
Just got banned from mumsnet
I wish i could take you up on this offer