#62

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I swear work can smell the second I start a diet. They’ve just been round and given this to everyone, which is cute. Feels like it’s breaktime at primary school.

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#63

proportions of that can are weird mate

#64

Scroll up the reply chain! It’s a clip from that which led us here.

#65

it’s a Kinder MAXI, pal.

#66

Oh wait sorry, thought this was the Great Things thread, which was where this was posted and I got into it.

#67

Just shat myself lads.

Lying in bed reading about living on yr own. Wife is in the kitchen making herself some lunch to take to work. A little fart comes from absolute nowhere. Wasn’t just a little fart though. It expels some watery poo from my anus too.

“Oh no.”

Waddle off to the loo holding my butt like a cartoon character, hoping the wife doesn’t look over and question me about it. Got myself all cleaned up and have thrown those pants away.

I’m 31 years old

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#68

Pull a Funkhouser and run away at lunchtime.

#69

the kinder MAXI, pal looks fine. the COF (can of fanta) looks tall

#70

oh I see. I can assure you it a standard sized can, japes.

#71

That’s never a 330ml can? Looks like a 250 to me pal.

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#72

[japes is not having it]

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#73

330ml. But it’s tall.

I can provide evidence if you’d like

#74

i would like, yes

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#75

Yes please

#76

I wish funks, I wish. Unfortunately I need to write a report on what I’ve done so… I actually need to do something first

#77

:thinking:

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#78

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Doubting Thomas’s

#79

yeah i forgot, these cans are more common here and I’ve got used to it. I’m so sorry

#80

@AQOS POTW please

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#81

Ah yeah I can see how that’s a bit of a pickle. Do you have the option of a canteen FnC lunch at least?