Been to the shops for a big bag of draught Guinness cans after reading that pints thread.
Had planned on having some sort of tomato-based pasta for my tea, but in fairness I didn’t have breakfast until about 1pm and I think the Guinness might be dense enough to fill me up until tomorrow.
My ex has created yet another social media account and sent me a message saying they hope I die soon of [specific illness redacted]. Nice person.