that kind of thing absolutely boils my blood “oh okay, we admit we were just trying to fuck you over a minute ago by ripping you off an extra £100… but this time we’re being totally honest. so how about it?”

go and fuck yourselves

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Bed tea :ballot_box_with_check:
Do a laundry wash :ballot_box_with_check:
Crossword :pause_button:
Do a self-wash :blue_square:
Make lunch for work :blue_square:
Make dinner for work :blue_square:
Go to work :blue_square:
Be amazing at work and do my very very best :blue_square:
Come home :blue_square:
Go to bed :blue_square:

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To counter all the nonsense meetings this afternoon I’ve just left the office to sit in my favourite cafe who stock THE chai so I’m already on my second cup, and my research is now involving reading about Inside No 9 and ordering masks of that cholera sufferer from the cover of the Sick Rose book, and emailing some artists in Japan to ask them about drawings of tiger testicles.

MORE DAYS LIKE THIS.

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they tend to be more consistent but if you can get a local recommendation for one then go for that, but make sure you tell them you had them recommended so that they;ll be your pal

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hello

are you going to dress up? can i come?

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Might just go with this family member in future. Means driving an hour each way, but worth it for someone you know is never going to rip you off I guess.

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defo. gf’s dad is a former mechanic, we would have got him to have a look when our mot was due but hes a notorious faffer and wouldnt get his arse in gear so we took it to a place that was recommended by a pal and they were good, and cheaper when i said oh maybe we’ll get the work done somewhere else and maybe i can pay cash

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It’s for work work not skyliner work, but if it doesn’t sell out then yes!

If I can get childcare for long enough I was thinking of doing a freelance one straight after but haven’t even got childcare for the first one yet :grimacing:

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Oh my god oh my god oh my god why does no one know how to use the internet except me

Haven’t been able to start my paid work yet because I’ve been dealing with emails from people who refuse to read instructions and then email me because they don’t know how to log into their account on our website oh my god

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Pizza lunch

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farmers are on strike again and the city’s full of tractors

Feel like this is a “first draft of … lyrics didn’t have the impact of their greatest hit” joke but I can’t work out which band.

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  • try and avoid screaming in the office
  • Scream into a pillow at home
  • Watch an episode of twin peaks

Looks like it is naptime then.

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It’s not what you’re thinking of, but it could easily be the first line of an early Damon Albarn character piece.

Is the shark recovering okay?

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He is resting in the recovery room at the moment, looks like he’ll be ok and ready to return to bedtime duties tonight though :+1:

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I was going to try for an Oasis song but couldn’t quite make it fit…

Interpol’s original version of NYC had a much more rural setting.

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Something about priorities.

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