I have witnessed the greatest airport amateur of all time. I got so bored of waiting behind him in the easyJet Plus queue* that I went and joined the massive normo queue and still beat him through.
*I’m kind of a big deal
Left for work with two little bluetit fledglings in my yard. Just got back from work and one of them is dead in my drain which is overflowing
Can’t see the other one anywhere so I’m just going to assume it flew away and will live happily and healthily forever.
When I get home we have to paint the lounge
I don’t want to
But then at the end of it you’ll have a beautifully painted lounge! Yaaay. Your home looks really lovely from what I’ve seen. It’s aaaaall worth it.
to give you an idea of how my day is going, i just walked down the street and a guy sneezed. i said bless you calling back at him, and he just shouted ‘fuck off’.
i don’t know if he thought i said something else or just hates me for some reason
I’m having a fruit salad for dinner. My ancestors would be disgusted with me.
If you’re eating fruit salad, you are not eating dinner.
I wanted chips but the only places I can find are McDonald’s and the pub that’s full of stag dos
I’ve got Oreos for dessert.
Not until you’ve had your actual dinner.
he obviously means the delicious sweets. A big bowl of barratt fruit salads.
Can’t believe I fed my extra bread roll to the sparrows tbh.
Just found the other one (or rather my dog did - just pulled him away in time). It seems okay, but have had no sight of their mother so worried she might have been for at by a cat.
oh, how was the sweet chicken?
Go join one of the stag dos, you might enjoy it.
I got BBQ, obviously.
Can’t. Got parsnips to water, if you know what I mean.
I half do, probably a sign i need to spend last time on here tbh.
Gonna go see the star wars, solo I this eve.
Then read the thread obviously.