Asked Dr Mrs Epimer for help with this because reading the So Solid Crew list has irreversibly poisoned my brain, and I only got so far as “I need to sign up for a work thing anonymously and…” before she interrupted me with “Don’t put Bumsnogger.”
I’ve gone with Norwich’s favourite graveyard radio presenter, because the idea of a clueless German bureaucrat announcing that name at the hearing is treading that fine line between hilarity and being fired.