Every time my boyfriend has to cook something with cornflour he gets really annoyed at the cornflour. He’s actually shouted at it this time. At cornflour. He’s not a shouty person at all and he’s got a sore throat at the moment.
He gets annoyed trying to mix it with cold water and then gets annoyed when he puts it in the hot pan and it forms lumps because he hasn’t got the hang of stirring it in. That is, if he hasn’t got too annoyed at the cold water stage, given up and handed it to me to deal with, as he did today
Buddy had an extra ticket to see Springsteen in March in my state, asked me if I wanted to go. I asked how much for ticket, 500 he says. I laughed said some of us don’t work on Wall Street my friend, have fun. 500 dollars!!! pfffftttt.
Some lad I follow on Instagram has had his account hacked by some crypto thing and is posting screenshots of his trading thing showing him earning like 10 grand in about an hour off a tiny investment. And then comments from him saying “this is legit mate” and then a story which is like “Everyone keeps getting this wrong ” some maths puzzle with loads of emojis in it. Shouldn’t laugh but it’s tickled me.