#61

guess who’s currently frying chipped potatoes in lots of hot oil?

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#62

This thread has more posts than views. Is that normal?

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#63

Eric? And calling them potartoes?

#64

he’d fookin’ better not be!

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#65

I caused a radiator leak last night but my gluey mess held and it stopped leaking. Internet was rubbish so here’s a present for Sean on the scale of fish puns.

Radiator. House radiator. Home leak leaking corrode superglue bicarbonate of soda seal paste. not car. No car. House radiator.

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#66

Last few hours to get your votes in people before DiS’ 100 favourite sportspeople are revealed…

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#67

I’ve got man-coronavirus. Gonna watch some Netflix and relax

#68

how can water make you dry

more blatant propaganda put out by Big Moisturiser

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#69

^ drinks sea water

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#70

This evening/today can do one as far as I’m concerned
Why?

  1. Bricked my Switch (so annoyed/sad!!)
  2. I’ve been bleeding internally for like 3 days now, thankfully I work for a hospital and the consultant has fit me in as an overbooking for an urgent consultation when they come back (sadly in 2weeks time] but I dont think its A&E worthy. Its leading to me viablly looking washed out and without energy
  3. Combo of the 2 above is making me feel very emotional, I cried remembering about the Sainsburys England coin set they reeleased in 1998 ffs!
  4. I’m covering for 2 people at work ontop of my existing workload with all the above
  5. I stubbed my toe
#71

:broken_heart::cry:

#72

Going to need beer details, pls, thanks

#73

Oh gosh man, that sounds rough. Hope you get the bleeding sorted ASAP! X

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#74

Had super depressing misery pasta for dinner, but tbf it was quite an achievement that I even managed to male that tonight.

Almost finished eating a big bar of chocolate I was only going to have a little of, whelp.

Going to read my octopus book :octopus:, probably would have finished it already if I hadn’t spent all day moping in bed.

#75

Joke

Taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the underground the other week.

Went from Barking to Tooting in about an hour

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#76

Suddenly really worried about my mum on the iom following her hospital stay earlier this year as a result of a respiratory virus.

Glad to see we’re currently taking a hard line approach. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-isle-of-man-51707081

#77

tag me next time coward

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#78

@AQOS

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#79

Only read this and the corona virus thread today both have references to wanking.

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#80

After too much cabbage for lunch, I have now add a meal that was largely cauliflower and broccoli for dinner.

:wind_face:

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