Wednesday evening thread with added prizes!

…actually no prizes here, but @ynot is drawing round two the raffle over here where prizes abound!

Go there then come back here after :+1:

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There’s a guy stood on the train platform reading someone’s autobiography. Anyone fancy playing a game of “whose autobiography is he reading?”

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Also, evening @Flashinglight and all:)

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Decent guess but no

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Wayne Rooney

Thomas á Beckett

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A worse guess than KW’s

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You’re all getting further away

Bruce Forsyth

H from Steps

Better, much better

NO!

Judy Finnegan

Nope, not him

NO!

Not Judy Finnegan

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Bob Monkhouse

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YES!!!

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FUCKING HELL!

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It was the Bob Monkhouse autobiography. Excellent work, and well done to @kermitwormit and @tricklenipple for some close guesses.

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Best joke ever is Monkhouse’s. “People laughed when I said i wanted to be a comedian. Well they’re not laughing now”

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I think I need to read this autobiography.

His lovers before his second marriage included the actress Diana Dors, about whose parties he later commented after her death: “The awkward part about an orgy, is that afterwards you’re not too sure who to thank.”[20]

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