WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH PERVO

In my TV dating experience, Yorkshire champs are superior lovers to Northern Irish ones :wink:

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He’s pretty but I’m not sure I’d go that far :joy:

I think normally I’d agree but I’m in heat at the moment :’( like, I’d probably gush myself to death if I rewatched The Social Network. Andrew Garfield in a suit!!

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pervo i think you’ve lost the plot m8

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yeah I think so too :frowning: should probably have a cold shower or something

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Think I prefer tattooed bloke (brunette not blonde, obviously)

are there no eligible bachelors in tunbridge?

I don’t really have any options to meet people in TW. only have a couple of friends in the area now and when we meet up, it’s not really in a way where you could meet other people (apart from their hardcore Christian mates LOL!) :confused: Plus although I live near TW, it’s 2 trains away and is just a bit of a pain to get to. so no, not really. need to get a job and move to London/wherever asap

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I’m all about Michael. I’m actually in love with him.

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Guys when is masterchef professionals on pls? I need something to look forward to.

Usually starts in like October doesn’t it? Masterchef Celebs starts soon but it’s not the same.

Ffs :sob: Watching old celeb ones on london live, dont even know who any of them are.

I was gutted for Selim this evening, but Michael’s joy was so lovely to watch :heart:

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(I’m just looking for an excuse to use this, tbqfhumble)

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Delighted for Michael. And also to Tommy for yesterday. We ate a variation on his fish dish last month at his pub. It was phenomenal.

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We said hi to him last month. He’s even dreamier IRL. The TV is obsessed.

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thinking about suicide again

can someone post a picture of this guy

I spent £100 on two records this month, have a word with yourself mate.