Fuck it I’ll make it tomorrow, there’s no point.
Feel like the nurse took eight vials of blood from me earlier as punishment for joking about my poo samples and I feel pretty done in. Got Chinese takeaway for dinner and my banana fritters are sat cooling on the kitchen table because I’m too full. This is unprecedented. I’m broken.
They’ve removed capacity limits on the trams here
Time to get the bike out I think
Ooo I meant to say. A podcaster I like replied to me on Instagram today and I was really chuffed. She’s so nice
There’s a global shortage of blood test tubes and I can now see the culprit. that nurse!
Bright Red. I only go bright red, hot pink or darker red.
Evening!
I’m still working but my brain is slowing a little so may need to stop soon. Going to have moules frites and some wine and watch some telly tonight - and I’ll enjoy it, too.
can someone please microwave my banana fritters for me then cancel it out by pouring on the alpro custard in the fridge and then bring it to me and then maybe stroke my hair a bit? I’d do it myself but it’s all downstairs and I’m not, so you see my predicament
pretty tired. making some food and then gonna find something to watch. go a wee vino and willy mason on the go currently
Listening to DiS’s greatest artist of all time, Aretha Franklin
I don’t dispute that she’s not most people’s personal #1 but who would actually not give her a 5/5? She’s absolutely phenomenal. Not even got to my fave yet (Son of a Preacher Man, which is pretty hilarious given that one of the guys I fancy is the son of a former bishop of Bermuda )
I had chickpea curry leftovers (literally most of my week involves eating leftovers as I prefer cooking for 4 one day and then not having to cook for ages)
Feeling really good in myself and have finally had the energy to tidy my flat. It wasn’t in a terrible way but it’s been needed for a few weeks. Have changed my bed linen and everything.
Can anyone recommend me a good book or two to form part of a leaving gift for one of my colleagues? He’s a good egg and a solid socialist/leftist and has spent a lot of time in South America.
My main issue with this is white sofas. How are you going to keep those clean for more than 5 minutes?
Wipe your bum before sitting on them
I would save your first gig experience for something special.
I’m not saying that’s not good advice, like, but do you not normally wear clothes when you sit on your sofa?