went to see that film about an extraterrestrial having an agreement last night. it was grand. missed out on arcade fire tickets for edinburgh this morning, but not that fussed as I’m seeing them at primavera a few days before. warm out!

I was also up early - and watched the last 2 episodes of Master of None

In the office now … not feeling it

Going to see Thee Oh Sees tonight - taking my 13 year old son with me. Should be good

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it’s the nightmare scenario though - wet and muggy. Sweaty , boil in the bag waterproof time

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:grinning: yeah he seems very friendly

Oh and I found a yoga class that fits my time and location requirements - 7:30am on Tuesdays is now Timbo yoga time

flexibility and inner peace here I come!

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I just binned off a service firm who were being useless over the phone.

I can see why Trump/Sugar enjoy this. Full raging power semi.

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I’m not sure about the logistics of a raging semi. I do enjoy the satisfaction of ruining someone’s day because they were shit though.

Hotel in France cancelled – no refund. Bastards. £130 down the swanny.

He patronised me. I don’t deal well with being patronised.

Well you wouldn’t, you’re one a WEE LITTLE GUY JUST GETTING STARTED.

You’re doing so well, considering. Keep in there, big guy.

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Toast or porridge?

Toast.

I’M AN ADULT AND I CAN MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS.

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Toasty porridge.

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Porridge on toast

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There’ll be a michelin starred restaurant somewhere out there with something like this on their menu. Porridge cooked like a rice pudding with shards of buttery, honeyed toast… I’d fall for it honestly.

EDIT: They’d more likely making an ice cream out of the toast, wouldn’t they? Yes, yes they would. Burnt toast ice cream.

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Yes this sounds incredible. Make it happen.

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You’ll see me on the next series of Masterchef, making an arse of myself. “My style is really innovative and WACKY, I’m totally wacky with my flavour combinations” :unamused:

Makes it through to round 2.

“Erm…angel delight with smashed up easter egg in it? Easter egg croutons. And popping candy”

It’s a lovely, lovely thing.

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How is it 11am already, I’ve done zero work today