Oh and I found a yoga class that fits my time and location requirements - 7:30am on Tuesdays is now Timbo yoga time

flexibility and inner peace here I come!

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I just binned off a service firm who were being useless over the phone.

I can see why Trump/Sugar enjoy this. Full raging power semi.

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I’m not sure about the logistics of a raging semi. I do enjoy the satisfaction of ruining someone’s day because they were shit though.

Hotel in France cancelled – no refund. Bastards. £130 down the swanny.

He patronised me. I don’t deal well with being patronised.

Well you wouldn’t, you’re one a WEE LITTLE GUY JUST GETTING STARTED.

You’re doing so well, considering. Keep in there, big guy.

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Toast or porridge?

Toast.

I’M AN ADULT AND I CAN MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS.

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Toasty porridge.

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Porridge on toast

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There’ll be a michelin starred restaurant somewhere out there with something like this on their menu. Porridge cooked like a rice pudding with shards of buttery, honeyed toast… I’d fall for it honestly.

EDIT: They’d more likely making an ice cream out of the toast, wouldn’t they? Yes, yes they would. Burnt toast ice cream.

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Yes this sounds incredible. Make it happen.

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You’ll see me on the next series of Masterchef, making an arse of myself. “My style is really innovative and WACKY, I’m totally wacky with my flavour combinations” :unamused:

Makes it through to round 2.

“Erm…angel delight with smashed up easter egg in it? Easter egg croutons. And popping candy”

It’s a lovely, lovely thing.

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How is it 11am already, I’ve done zero work today

Same. Although I have no plans to do any going forward. Just counting down the day till 5, when I waste 3 hours till band.

Hey guys I’m officially part of the Admired club now, which frankly makes a mockery of this entire forum.

Wfh and fairly quiet, so pretty good thus far.

It’s the hair

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