#22

Morning

Sorry to be so lavororial but I haven’t had a shit since Monday, have no loo

Need my neighbours to hurry up and go to work or my builder to hurry up and come to reconnect mine…

I could probably have a crack at putting it back in myself but I don’t want to

Despite this im drinking a lovely coffee, I like to live dangerously

#23

I do this but my go to amount is usually £30

Adds a bit of contactless Vs pin suspense

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#24

Running very late this morning :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: Off to see Hereditary this evening even though it sounds a bit shite :confused: Posting this from a northern line train via Bank.

#25

You need to find a new garage now

#26

Sneezed myself into a headache

#27

i just want to hand the cashier paper money and leave

#28

Hi. Today my doctors note runs out, so going back to work this afternoon. As such, mood has dipped a bit, but I’ve made some major changes so feel a lot more resilient to the slight drop than before.

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#29

Good luck pal

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#30

im well going to start doing this :smiley:

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#31

Just watching Melissa and Joey for the first time. FYI the Joey isn’t Joey from Friends.

#32

day off, genuinely gutted wright has left the wright stuff, low gig later 60% chance I will go

#33

TV turned into the Legend of The Incredible Diagonally Sleeping Woman last night so I got a very broken night’s sleep on the edge of the bed. Feeling rough today.

No data on my phone so I can’t watch the World Cup in work but that’s probably a good thing. We’re heading to a show put on by a mutual friend of ours tonight and we’re getting free LPs from him for helping him with his past shows. Should be a good evening.

#34

Morning all,

Back in the office today after two days WFH.

Jimbo had his parents evening last night at nursery and apparently he’s advanced in most things, which is good. Surprisingly he was just “on target” for his imagination, which I’m calling bullshit on based on the number of times I’ve had to sit under a blanket with him because there was a dragon looking for us.

I’ll probably need petrol later, but when I fill up it’s about fifty quid, so no contactless vs chip’n’pin dilemma for me.

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#35

But the dragon thing is all played out, he needs to start imagining some new stuff :wink:

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#36

Got into work early for the first time in weeks and the boss isn’t even in to see it.

Fuck off whatever day it is.

#37

Took about 18 attempts to post that due to the reply box clicking bug, too. It wasn’t worth it.

#38

GPWM

The other half bought him a sit-on toy car from Halfords (because a) she has no self control and b) it was less than half price), which has a boot. After playing for a bit then discovering the boot, he put a load of other toys in it, declaring that these were his “London things”.

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#39

Fuck, just remembered my GF accusing me of farting in her sister’s car on Saturday when it was actually the smell of slurry outside coming into the car that was the source of the odour. This was in front of her sister and her sister’s fiancé. FFS.

#40

But it has Cher in it!

#41

My friend saw it and said she had to sleep with the light on