#21

My son clambered into bed at 430. Wide awake. Proceeded to elbow/kick me and my wife for the next 1 1/2 hours.

Pretty pretty preeeety grumpy.

#22

Gotta say, I don’t miss those days a single bit. Used to haul myself onto the sofa when my son did that.

You have my sympathy.

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#23

What now?

#24

My Twitter feed told me that. Encouraging guys to check their manhood for anything potentially dodgy.

#25

Ah

#26

Attempting work too! Best of luck x

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#27

WE CAN DO THIS

God I don’t ever really want to go to work but I don’t want to be ill any more

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#28

Feeling really tired still even though I slept fine. :airplane: to Belfast later.

#29

Look what some fucking Chunnel did to me in a car park yesterday without leaving a note

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#30

Ooh, mate. That is a pretty hefty looking clunk they’ve had.

What a prick.

#31

Have you seen that Trump wall video? JFC

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#32

How do you even do that at 5mph?

#33

I’m going to go out on a limb here and suggest they were exceeding the 5mph limit by quite some distance. Unless they chose to attack your car viciously with a jackhammer or something.

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#34

Outrageous of you to post in my Wednesday thread and then start a new one

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#35

I suppose that a number rounded to 3.14 could be pi. 22/7 is definitely not.

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#36

One of my many talents is knowing pi to 20 decimal places.

3.1415theo0is3a2cock

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#37

Pi years ban?

#38

You glasses are slipping down you nose. Let me push them up your nose for you.__

#39

If I’d known this pure shitter of a joke would be in the headline Wednesday thread, not some poxy Pi day thread, then I’d have reconsidered it’s posting.

@1101010 Maybe switch the thread name around - “Wednesday Morning (It’s Pi day if you’re a super NERD)”

#40

Hey team, my wife surprised me with Zelda for the Switch so I played that last night. Was fun. While I played that she went on our rowing machine, so I felt suitably unimpressed and guilted. Need to do some rowing tonight I think.

PS I love rowing machines.

In other news I feel like a bit of weight lifted off depression wise, which is nice, but is always tempered by the fact that it’s only just another dip around the corner. I’ll take this to the depression thread.

In finaly news, my youngest really has kicked off talking this week; just this morning she was shout “Hi ya” to me, asked for her “spah” (spoon), “tosse”, (toast) and “frah, stay” (Frank, stay!) which is quite adorable. She’s obviously the best kid ever, matching my other kid, and I feel sorry for all you other parents out there who don’t have kids as great as mind. Sorry.

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