Wednesday Morning poisoned-by-a-Tory-Politician-in-your-aunt's-fantasy thread

Up. Got to take the car for an MOT…do you normally empty the boot? MrS normally says I should but that’s not normal is it? He also makes me remove all the orange peel and sweet wrappers :woman_shrugging:t3:

  • Nah leave the stuff in there
  • Yes empty it you lazy poop

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Going for a mcD breakfast while we wait, then a wander about Leekes where I pick things up and say HOW MUCH and put them back down.

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I’d clear all the stuff out for sure. Probably I’d hoover it too out of fear of how grim our daughter leaves it.

Oh yes, blame it on the children, I will make a note of that

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why would you tell people that

G’morn. Having a peanut buggery bagel and coffee. Gonna leave for work a little bit early so that I have time to listen to a podcast. Touch my bum, this is life.

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Are you implying I am a messy person?!

(Dang!)

Pub

bit early

Oh man, I just realised I have a private tour at 11, and no childcare. Bollocks bollocks bollocks.

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I think it’s so they can check your spare tyre? Dunno though cos some cars don’t even have them nowadays

I always take the big bike rack out that lives in my boot cos I don’t trust them not to fuck it up/ forget to put it back or something

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Mmm peanut buggery

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im working from home :confused: (Ive never looked after a child before!)

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a sitcom episode^

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Such a quick recovery

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I’m waiting to see if any of the other neighbour mums can help but no one is replying yet. Oh man, what a douchebag, this guy books me every year for a school trip from Switzerland so I can’t cancel. OH MAN

Hey everyone

Did the pub quiz at the pub where we are staying last night with the kids and my uncle (who I’ve not seen for 3 years and who didn’t tell us he was here until yesterday meaning we missed seeing my cousin too cos this is my family). We came a scorching second thanks partly to the film round being worth double points and me being a bit of a film dweeb. I also learnt that we might all inherit a condition that makes your fingers go weird in later life, so an emotional rollercoaster

Bit hungover today, it’s going to rain all day apparantly so a day of board games and stuff awaits. Maybe go to the pool but it will be busy cos it’s raining

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kids like kitchen knives and bleach yeah…?

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  • Get up shortly and get my errands and chores done nice and early
  • Stay in bed, worry about all that later

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Get up and have an afternoon nap

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This might be the answer I think :grinning: