What are the two yellowy things in the middle?

EGGS

But… they look like they’re encased in a layer of scotch egg.

This is what I mean: her response to my saying we’d just taken delivery of 30 IKEA package

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Got this the other day which was very sweet (cat is on the left hand side of the frame on the sofa).

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Spoke to this guy for a bit last night and realised that his name was Jonas (which is a pretty common name for scandis tbf) and I said to him “are you telling me that your name is Jonas” and before I could even finish the sentence he was just like “please don’t”. No stopping me though mates

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HMRC has the most #brexit address of all time

HM Revenue and Customs - VAT Registration Service
Imperial House
77 Victoria Street
Grimsby
DN31 1DB
United Kingdom

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Turns out you can buy happiness – only £2 for a ham, cheese and tomato croissant from Pret!

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:frowning:

Where is the current job DB?

Urgh :nauseated_face:

Can’t help but feel that @meowington would’ve liked this :cry:

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Oh, on topic of mums on facebook, my mum can be absolutely savage on there

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Is your Mam from the southern United States?

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My mum barely posts anything to social media tbh and I probably post more stuff to twitter these days.

Might be doing a little music journalism soon quite excited.

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Ughhhh not eaten yet today, was meant to get something with my boss when I got here and I saw him and he told me to wait for him. It’s now 33 minutes until my next meeting, which is offsite and lasts until 5pm.

#Pray4EmO

fuming cos a patient said ‘you’ll know him’ about some x factor reject he’d seen as a support act
no I don’t bloody know him mate
hate to be PRESUMED about
he probably reckons I wear deely boppers on the weekend too

can’t stand this new courtney barnett/kurt vile song.

Just because I read all that stuff about Facebook mums upthread…

Had a conversation with my dad the other day about texting (he doesn’t own a mobile)

“So how do you know if someone has texted you?”

“You get a notification…it’s usually a sound or vibration…”

“Vibration?”

“yeah vibration…that tells you when you’ve got a text”

“But yours doesn’t do that”

“I’ve turned notifications off”

“How do you know if you’ve got a text?”

“It’ll show me when I look at my phone”

“But what if it’s an emergency?”

“Well…I guess whoever it was would call me instead”

“Right. No point me getting a phone then if people would have to call me, I’d be driving”

“You might not be…”

“I won’t be getting one”

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for fucks sake