Spoke to this guy for a bit last night and realised that his name was Jonas (which is a pretty common name for scandis tbf) and I said to him “are you telling me that your name is Jonas” and before I could even finish the sentence he was just like “please don’t”. No stopping me though mates

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HMRC has the most #brexit address of all time

HM Revenue and Customs - VAT Registration Service
Imperial House
77 Victoria Street
Grimsby
DN31 1DB
United Kingdom

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Turns out you can buy happiness – only £2 for a ham, cheese and tomato croissant from Pret!

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:frowning:

Where is the current job DB?

Urgh :nauseated_face:

Can’t help but feel that @meowington would’ve liked this :cry:

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Oh, on topic of mums on facebook, my mum can be absolutely savage on there

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Is your Mam from the southern United States?

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My mum barely posts anything to social media tbh and I probably post more stuff to twitter these days.

Might be doing a little music journalism soon quite excited.

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Ughhhh not eaten yet today, was meant to get something with my boss when I got here and I saw him and he told me to wait for him. It’s now 33 minutes until my next meeting, which is offsite and lasts until 5pm.

#Pray4EmO

fuming cos a patient said ‘you’ll know him’ about some x factor reject he’d seen as a support act
no I don’t bloody know him mate
hate to be PRESUMED about
he probably reckons I wear deely boppers on the weekend too

can’t stand this new courtney barnett/kurt vile song.

Just because I read all that stuff about Facebook mums upthread…

Had a conversation with my dad the other day about texting (he doesn’t own a mobile)

“So how do you know if someone has texted you?”

“You get a notification…it’s usually a sound or vibration…”

“Vibration?”

“yeah vibration…that tells you when you’ve got a text”

“But yours doesn’t do that”

“I’ve turned notifications off”

“How do you know if you’ve got a text?”

“It’ll show me when I look at my phone”

“But what if it’s an emergency?”

“Well…I guess whoever it was would call me instead”

“Right. No point me getting a phone then if people would have to call me, I’d be driving”

“You might not be…”

“I won’t be getting one”

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for fucks sake

Had the most delicious Moroccan lamb toastie and an apple and cinnamon muffin milkshake for lunch. Jizz.

just had to pack up all my kit for a meeting in soho. we got a taxi for what is about a 5 minute walk, got there, set up my laptop and drives and everything, sat in a meeting for an hour that was nothing to do with me pretty much, and then at the end i played one quicktime video from my laptop. then we got a taxi back to the office.

this is work apparently.

Can you get some ear plugs from a pharmacy PM?

yeah can’t you contact someone and say the accommodation is awful? anyone in mancs who could put you up until they sort it? you aren’t obliged to make do with terrible accommodation.

edit:
i can’t spell accommodation

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Good move m9. I’m sure it’ll be better :+1:

Booked a viewing to see a house in an area we don’t really know all that well. But the house is on the ballbag of a penis-shaped road layout, so it’s got to be worth a look.

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