yes!!!
not threatening enough. iâd go something like
âget back on the boards or else.â
âOn behalf of community.drownedinsound.com, we miss you and hope you are doing well x p.s japes says get back on the board or elseâ
My friend offered a burglar a cup of tea once! Her flatmate had brought a guy back the night before and she thought that the person she could hear moving around in her room after the flatmate had gone out was him.
Ooh god thatâs awful your poor friend!!!
did the burglar graciously accept?
She was fine, the bloke looked a bit surprised and said no so she left him alone and it wasnât until her flatmate got home and found her laptop missing that my friend found out heâd been a burglar and not the bloke from the night before!
No, that would have been a bold move
Was spinning around in my chair in the office and almost gawked all over the floor because I got so dizzy.
I am an office worker (and I am thirty years old.)
Pigeons have a right to parks too
youâre completely right, i was mad at it for worming itâs way into my lovely family portrait.
My brother wrote his thesis on wood pigeon behaviour. He gave it to me to proof read it and he had misspelled pigeon as âpidgeonâ in the title. Fucking no idea how he missed it.
One of those times where you write a word down so much that it loses all meaning and you doubt yourself about how itâs spelt.
Maybe (s)he was an adopted aunt/uncle.
I was just bantsing with a Simpsonâs reference but I feel quite bad now.
Sorry, I missed it on first reading, didnât mean to make you feel bad
No worries chief
maybe he just played too much Pokemon and assumed it was the same as Pidgey?