i’m very fond of taps aff when cooking 
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Hang on, you take yr top off when cooking. That’s dangerous
depends what i’m cookin. splashy stuff - tops on. non splashy - taps aff
I know but it reminded me that I meant to tell you
Thanks! I’ve started using retinol!
Swoons
Watching Great British Menu and one of the contestants reminds me SO MUCH of a Witcher NPC it’s freaking me out
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Just ordered a takeaway
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Ate this, was good
Got a Tesco white choc and strawberry cake I expect will be too sweet, but that’s what happens when they’re out of lemon like some sort of DICKS
Avoided the worst of the sideways rain
More Sopranos
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Cod and chips and mayo
Home grated cheese to add to the chips
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Drinking High West bourbon with a Coors Light chaser at a dive bar in Jacksonville Florida.
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Konnie Huq isn’t on Pointless anymore 
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Evening all!
I’ve been to a birthday party at soft play with The Child.
My morning at work was OK but I’m really struggling to do any work when I come home so had a nice warm shower and played computer games.
Had a coke AND a night chai and forgot that caffeine is making me turn into a dessicated husk with this medication I’m on. I feel like my mouth is made from sand 
welp!
Lord take me there
Bulleit rye old fashioned over here
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Finally in bed under a duvet. Why is my house so cold?*
*because it was built 160 years ago and they didn’t know about insulation back then
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Some old timer at the bar just asked if I was a Yankee.
“Yes sir” I say.
“Fucking Yankees” him
Me" and a good day to you sir".
Floridians are funny.
If this place wasn’t such a dump I’d ask for the most fancy Manhattan they can make and slurp it loudly with my pinky finger up while drinking it just out of spite.