i’m very fond of taps aff when cooking
Hang on, you take yr top off when cooking. That’s dangerous
depends what i’m cookin. splashy stuff - tops on. non splashy - taps aff
I know but it reminded me that I meant to tell you
Thanks! I’ve started using retinol!
Watching Great British Menu and one of the contestants reminds me SO MUCH of a Witcher NPC it’s freaking me out
Just ordered a takeaway
Ate this, was good
Got a Tesco white choc and strawberry cake I expect will be too sweet, but that’s what happens when they’re out of lemon like some sort of DICKS
Avoided the worst of the sideways rain
Cod and chips and mayo
Home grated cheese to add to the chips
Drinking High West bourbon with a Coors Light chaser at a dive bar in Jacksonville Florida.
Konnie Huq isn’t on Pointless anymore
I’ve been to a birthday party at soft play with The Child.
My morning at work was OK but I’m really struggling to do any work when I come home so had a nice warm shower and played computer games.
Had a coke AND a night chai and forgot that caffeine is making me turn into a dessicated husk with this medication I’m on. I feel like my mouth is made from sand welp!
Lord take me there
Bulleit rye old fashioned over here
Finally in bed under a duvet. Why is my house so cold?*
*because it was built 160 years ago and they didn’t know about insulation back then
Some old timer at the bar just asked if I was a Yankee.
“Yes sir” I say.
“Fucking Yankees” him
Me" and a good day to you sir".
Floridians are funny.
If this place wasn’t such a dump I’d ask for the most fancy Manhattan they can make and slurp it loudly with my pinky finger up while drinking it just out of spite.