[…]
Union went on strike
He replaced them with robots!
Robots!

Doesn’t scan but I don’t care.

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Watching the jungle book. So joyous

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I put way too much thought into my one and it still sucked

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RAIN

dont think i should have to work when it’s too wet or too sunny or too cold or too snowy

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You know you’re supposed to work inside right?

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Cartoon or scary Christopher Walken?

Baby, it’s okay.

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or “not work” inside, as the case may be

Cartoon innit

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In a bind. Have avoided caffeine for the last few days and was in an awful withdrawal spiral. Feel much better this morning, but made myself a coffee. Shall I just inhale the fumes instead?

My manager is back off jury service so I feel much better about not fucking up my current project, yay. I keep fucking up my cross stitch instead :upside_down_face:

Spring is coming!

Were some daffodils just starting to show their yellows too.

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saw some easter eggs in the shops :see_no_evil:

My local shop’s got advent calendars in already!!

(Think I did this joke on Boxing Day tbh)

advent calendars for other days of the year should be a thing

like a chocolate countdown until your birthday or until your long weekend off or something

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Nothing stopping you

no one steal this idea i’m going to be rich

@eps pls patent this

No

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Good news - the kittens are eating the b-grade Felix that has been served up to them

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Uncut cake and meow-meow?

Dangerous getting them hooked that early.

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