Huh, done.

Got a HOT TIP that I bet nobody else has realised: if you do your expenses once a month instead of once every 18 months, it’s much less of a ball-ache. I know, I was shocked too!

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Staple, photocopy, file in the bin.

Then I’d lose out on the money. This is how they get you.

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I still can’t get over the fact you were advocating this last month.

The answer is both tbf

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Just got in to Reading to do the last of my Xmas shopping. Surprisingly less busy than I thought. Just had a burger from five guys. They might not be mind blowing but for the price/getting it within 3 minutes and having a grape soda I’m really not gonna complain.

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Our regular handyman has just gone full brexit on me. Blaming european immigrants for the NHS’s problems and wants the EU to give us back the money they owe us :confused:

oh yes! happy 4 u m76

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Right fuck this I’m going home.

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Omg Schöneberg is the worst

remembers he’s goimg to Stansted

Arghhhj piss

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It could be worse… you could be flying to Luton instead.

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sack him

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At least I have lovely cans

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I’ll give you that!

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He’s our landlord’s handyman. Was considering keeping him on once we move into our house, but we’ve had a few conversations where I’ve had to bite my tongue now…

tell him you’ve found a nice polish lad who’ll do it a lot cheaper just to fuck him right off

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:smiley:

He brought it up as what is killing the NHS with such confidence - I offered up that the net contribution of migrant workers to the NHS is hugely positive but that didn’t go anywhere. Couldn’t be bothered to argue properly over it really.

Oh god I’ve had this conversation with my immigrant mum, then a few months later she called fucking 999 to come and check out my poorly grandma who was over from South America for Christmas because she obviously wasn’t registered with a GP (she was fine of course)

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My mum and one of her siblings are mega-brexiter’s. Their dad was a Dutch immigrant :confused: She has voted UKIP and Tory in the last two elections as well.