feel like eating a 6 pack of mr kipling lemon fingers now
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So what do you do with marrows anyway?
I swear to god if i see rowan atkinson in the next few replies
also thankyou bam and japes x
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Cut them into thick slices, scoop out the middle and stuff them with some kind of filling
pears are underused
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you have a rare gift
they look like they would be fun to just fucking throw really far, like go into a field and fucking chuck 'em.
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make spaghetti ?
They’re pretty dense, if my car’s suspension doesn’t collapse under the sheer heft of them perhaps i can use them as comedy weapons when i have to deal with aforementioned cunts in the next few days
could try some kind of kung fu nunchaku twiddling like in the movies
Tell you what, Ruffers my love, I can’t remember my last pear.
Can you?
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God I fancy him so much.
Specifically Bean, not Atkinson.
was just thinking it’s really quiet on here tonight… then realised it’s midnight, d’oh
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Nightshift
Ow my brain
I honestly think there’s some sort of mischievous little rat or something that lives in my brain because I’m lying in bed ready for sleep and then I just BOLT UPRIGHT and a) cry because I missed the full moon and didn’t charge my crystals and b) have the most intense urge to order an easel, paint and an ice cream maker
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get a pear too, to paint and then eat
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