Two year old decided to leap off a bed last night and busted her wrist. Not much better this morning but she’s moving it and her fingers. As such Wednesday’s child is full of A&E…
Lucky boy.
Just got my monthly expenses back in cash, £6.46 from an Uber I took last week. Gonna go fucking nuts at lunch #raveallnight #dontstoptilthemornin #oralb
Are you still tasteless? Feels like it’s been about 2 weeks? Mate
It’s been a week and 3 days Will I ever taste again tunes?
spent an hour and a half opening clunky spreadsheets that reference other files I haven’t got access to, copying a bunch of details and closing them, only to close the spreadsheet I was copying them to without saving it. Chances of making the evening news: rising.
just fire into the hottest curries you can find
I’m putting hot sauce on everything japes, to see if I still feel. Everyone I know, goes away in the end.
Now that’s what I call A/B testing
Need to stop hosting dinner parties m9
Couldn’t taste a single thing in those fish tacos on Friday Had a dinner party at my father-in-law’s on Saturday and kept telling him his food was dangerously under-seasoned. Everyone had a good laugh but I was crying inside.
Ah mate, I reckon that’s it for you. You buy one bad jumper and you’re forever tasteless. safety
I remember on a weekend away with er indoors, we ended up in some fancy beer wanker spots, I had to blow my nose before every sip. Only had about a 5 second window where I could taste.
Starting a hot sauce business is such an elaborate way to get our addresses and hunt us all down
I found this out on Monday at home, a lovely coffee taste was coming through. Might start taking all of my meals in the bathroom now. I mean sure I could buy some tissues for the living room but that seems highly unrealistic.
Shame edit
Fuck it, getting some emergency toast
That was the joke cheggers, yes.
Only read half the post didnt I? Shuttup I’m hungover
This post reminds me of the johnny cash song ‘i hurt myself today’