Wednesday's Thread

I saw a petition calling for her to be replaced with Eric Andre and no alternative is good enough now

Except possibly Nathan Fielder

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Happy birthday @fappable :partying_face::birthday::balloon::cake::tada:

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Fappy birthday, Happable!

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Helllllooooooo

yeah i saw that
also saw someone say eric crossed with ellen looks like gary lineker

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RANCH

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which of these is better to have

  • juicer
  • guitar

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Ahhhh happy birthday @fappable!! :partying_face:
One of the all time greats :clinking_glasses: :champagne:
Have a fab day xx

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Morning all!

Feeling a bit fragile this morning after wine last night. Nobody offered to make me a bacon sandwich, although we don’t have any bacon so maybe that’s for the best.

The Child is in nursery now and I have the washing up to do before I play computer games.

HB @fappable I hope all your dreams come true

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Happy @fappable day you absolute fucking hero :heart::beers::partying_face:

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Tbf I could probably make music using either item

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You can’t juice with a guitar but you can write a song with a juicer

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Guys I got my love life thread dreamboat dreamboots :heart_eyes:

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Happiest of birthdays to you must fantastic fapps. Xx :balloon::tada::gift::tropical_drink::gift::balloon::tada::heart_eyes::birthday::birthday:

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HB F

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to be fair, if you rubbed a fruit across the guitar strings with enough force, you could produce juice

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That’s a dumpable offence imo

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Who’s the August 5 birthday queen who reigns over the other August 5 birthday queens?
Fapps!
Damn straight.
(HB, @fappable.)

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Morning all. Working from home today while next door’s builders continue their epic rebuilding project (there’s enough drilling going on there to make me suspect they’re installing a @xylo wet room/sex dungeon). Might apply for a job later – it’s a real shot to nothing, but if you’re not in it and all that…
I can’t be arsed choosing any music so I’ve put shuffle on. So far, I’ve had Gilberto Gil, Lullaby Movement (off the David Holmes Late Night Tales), Algiers, Faust, Laura Marling, Super Furry Animals, James Yorkston, the Walkmen, Orbital and DJ Shadow. So far, so good.

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