Imagine Sports Relief but it’s like Comic Relief in that sportspeople play a game of their sport but they generally don’t really try very hard
just like proper limp-legged kicks of a football and goalies just walking from one end of the net to the other in an effort to deflect the ball
that’d be killer actually
just really lazily played sports matches
referee just eating a kebab
fuck it
why not
they’re a referee
who tells the referee they can’t eat a kebab on the pitch
it’s not factored into the infrastructure
oh
OH
you think YOU’RE going to stop them?
you ain’t got jurisdiction on the pitch?
do you know how much power you have to stop the referee?
jack shit all of it!
the referee wouldn’t listen to you
they’d interrupt you with a big whistle
and they could do it while eating the kebab
cause it’s all on an app now
a whistle app
called whistlr
it’s a good app
if you’re having technical difficulties
you can report them to the little cartoon mascot they have as a customer support portal
do you know what the mascot is called?
