It’s here guys, the final meaningful footballing weekend of the season before we can get our teeth into some International Friendlies and eventual furniture throwing in Russia.
First up, at Wembley the £0.28Billion game between John Terry and Fulham to decide who gets the honour of playing against Cardiff and Wolves next season. All eyes will be on @TKC and @Aggpass, probably.
Then, crack open a Gazprom because we’re off to Kyiv! It’s the Champions League final as the whole nation, including Man United and Everton fans, unite behind the white knights of (ironically) Liverpool - the only brave boys who can prevent indisputable baddies Real Madrid from winning their 3rd large trophy in a row. Nobody wants to see that.
I’ve asked around, and Liverpool and their fans have promised that if they win, they won’t mention it beyond the end of bank holiday Monday, so let’s get behind them, eh?