I like how the figures are quoted ‘after tax’. Cos he’s definitely paying tax now, right?
(Also I was at Derby v Man Utd a few years back. The main drama was caused in my mind by my TV, who spent half the match asking me detailed questions about United’s reserves - we were trying to be inconspicuous in the Derby end. Also, Derby had no songs other than suggesting that it would have been better all round if CR7 had suffered a fatal car crash).