not seeing much bum in that photo
You’ve seen it already. The rest of you are free to get yours out.
Bathroom setting - check
Failed ‘sexy’ pose - check
Everyone is initially entertained but soon moves on - check
‘failed’, no sir.
Look like a bowling ball come to life in a Disney film.
you look good and I enjoy looking at your face
Thank you Jukey, you look sensational as ever
think i’m addicted to making myself look like an utter dick for you people
Join the club.
Disappointed this isn’t a bum thread
I tried to recreate MySpace Tom and failed
bit sinister, Dr Franken-brute.