@witches I’ve had four cans of Magic Rock beers on this bus to Dublin. Truly they are the King of Breweries.

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I’m eight inches taller than you and take a 30 leg trouser. My legs practically don’t exist.

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We could do that trick where we magically swap trousers in the pub!

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Just found a 32gb SD card on my walk home.

  • Eye-watering Porn
  • Secret New Product
  • Government Documents
  • Family / Wedding Photos
  • Other
  • Empty

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@ninetyeightytwo hasn’t been about for ages.

And he turned round and said, “Hey, no professionals,” and I said I wasn’t a professional and he said, “Well you should be.”

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The SD Card contains a load of Go-Pro skiing videos, and a series of Insanity Workout videos and training plans.

I’ve just had three faggots (for dinner)

Hess?