met this guy in London recently. nice chap. Bangladeshi chap, although this information is purely to paint some sort of picture in your mind, as opposed to any other, more sinister reasons.
anyway, we were having a tremendous curry with a few other cool dudes and we popped outside for a break* and to have a ciggy. not sure how we got to it, but he came out with a classic line - ‘I don’t like animals’
I asked him to elaborate, but he couldn’t. he just didn’t like any animals. said they were shit, didn’t he. laughed at him a bit, then went back to the curry.
this went straight into the top ten stupid things I’ve ever heard list I’m compiling. probably hovering around number 4 at the moment. classic
*ordered £130 worth of starters, didn’t we. you NEED a break from that shit