- Vote Green
Pleasure themselves with electric toothbrushes
Googling things and pretend they knew them
Some of them prefer to get a bus
Wipe standing up
Wipe sitting down
Say ‘pile on’
Keep different foodstuffs in the fridge/cupboards in comparison to the foodstuffs I keep in the fridge/cupboards
Keep different foodstuffs in the cupboards/fridge in comparison to the foodstuffs I keep in the cupboards/fridge
And believing it’s quite a core aspect of what makes them human.
Go on mumsnet when they don’t have kids
Pretend they can’t understand why someone wouldn’t want to be in a polyamorous relationship
Too many negatives in this for me pal, give me a minute.
Are you saying you want tons of girlfriends