#1
  • Huel
  • Cycling
  • Vote Green

Others?

#2

Make lists

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#3

Pleasure themselves with electric toothbrushes

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#4

Googling things and pretend they knew them

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#5

Some of them prefer to get a bus

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#6

Wipe standing up

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#7

Wipe sitting down

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#8

Say ‘bundle’

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#9

Say ‘pile on’

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#10

Keep different foodstuffs in the fridge/cupboards in comparison to the foodstuffs I keep in the fridge/cupboards

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#11

Keep different foodstuffs in the cupboards/fridge in comparison to the foodstuffs I keep in the cupboards/fridge

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#12

And believing it’s quite a core aspect of what makes them human.

#13

Go on mumsnet when they don’t have kids

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#14

overshare

#16

Too many negatives in this for me pal, give me a minute.

#17

Are you saying you want tons of girlfriends

#19

sigh

Your mum.