- Go into the cubicle rather than urinal for a pee but not lock or even close the door.
Don’t understand it, either you want privacy or you don’t, pick one or the other.
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I do this if the urinals are all busy.
No point closing the door, if someone is waiting to use a cubicle for its intended purpose they can rest assured I’ll be in and out quickly rather than having to stand outside a closed door wondering how long it’ll be.
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Once saw a dude come into the work toilets and do this, but then he peed with both hands behind his head. Super weird flex.
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Went into the unisex loos at bundobust yesterday and an old man was doing this and he saw me and freaked out like i should have announced LADY PRESENT, shield your penis good sir.
Just close the door
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See people doing this when there are urinals free though
The crushing disappointing of pushing open the cubicle door and finding someone in there is immeasurable
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Stand up to urinate when at home or in a locked cubicle.
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Feel the need to loftily impose their opinions on you when you did not, in fact, ask for them.
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Depends. If I’m sitting down for a pee I will be pulling my phone out and sitting there for far too long, so very much depends on whether I’m supposed to be doing something
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Act standoffishly to every other male they don’t know
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don’t cook unless its a barbeque
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Weirdest one for me was at work a few year’s back when I walked in to the toilets to find a (fairly high up in the company) bloke pissing at a urinal with his trousers and pants at his ankles, like children do.
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This. Plus I reckon a sit-down wee produces more splashback onto the underside of the seat.
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Make a big deal about liking OR not liking a particular sport.
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Put their shopping bags on the piss covered floor while they urinate.
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Massive respect to the old fellas who do a both hands on hips piss at a urinal though.
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Either door open or door locked. Never closed and unlocked imo
Post weird hot takes about each other’s knob cream preference on the internet.
Most things
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Pee in hotel kettles
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