Weird things you own


#1

I own a metal gun cabinet. Fixed to the wall in the attic.
You?


#2

Do you even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack?


#3

Oooh, look at Johnny Homeowner over here, with his attic and his walls.


#4

It’s basically this, so more of a safe,imo than a cabinet, but what do i know!!1
https://www.esafes.co.uk/phoenix-lacerta-gun-cabinet-gs8001k?vat=inc&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIgPq757iz1QIVSbftCh3HNgeIEAQYASABEgJCjPD_BwE


#5

and no I donnnnnnnntttttt own a gun, no I donnnnnnnnnnntttttttttt own a gunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. But I feel I’m halfway there, you know, so…


#6

got a blowgun


#7

Um… where do I begin?


#8

an accordion…can’t play it but it looks cool!

a head-scratcher thing which is weirdly pleasurable to use.

a stupid zelda sword statue thing cos I had to buy the limited edition version of breath of the wild because I needed it on launch day as I a massive baby.

think that’s about it


#9


#10

that’s just upsetting


#11

The squirrels love it!


#12

why do horses need such long faces?

like really they could look like this and lose nothing surely

horse

weird fuckers!


#13

So that pub joke works.


#14

https://goo.gl/images/Gud8mD


#15

NO!


#16

With the weird things you own


#17

Obama: “Back in the 90s weren’t you in a very famous TV show?”


#18

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Encourages kids to lie to customs officers. Makes me think of some kind of imaginary Father Ted episode where it’s raining and they have a choice of playing this or Trivial Pursuit:Papal Edition, and after extensive play it turns out Dougal is incapable of understanding the concept of bluffing.


#19

I used to have this, which I found in the street. Eventually the woven edge fell off.


#20


A Star Wars passport.

I also found my collection of rubbers (erasers) and badges with this.