He’s my date smee
I’ve brought vegetable pakora! Only enough for me though.
Got a couple of packs of snags, no buns though.
this is getting out of hand. imagine someone bursting into your house uninvited and bullying you about the time you asked for advice on cooking chorizo
did I invite you?
you can be his date. i have since invited him
Think we should invite some hot chicks really mate, get this party started if you know what I’m saying!
yeah that would be great but now when they turn up and read this it’ll look well suss
I agree
Attention everyone - the punch has been spiked!
EDIT: Ant’s joke is better
…with isotonic sport drink
Just invited GEOFF out of desperation, proper scraping the barrel stuff
I’ve arrived
alright love
Don’t worry, I brought some Mission Deli wraps!
please don’t speak to the uninvited guests,
thanks for coming, make yourself at home. drink? blue or orange?
NOW it’s a party.
That’s my favourite one!