Welcome to my thread - INVITE ONLY PLEASE!

He’s my date smee

I’ve brought vegetable pakora! Only enough for me though.

Got a couple of packs of snags, no buns though.

this is getting out of hand. imagine someone bursting into your house uninvited and bullying you about the time you asked for advice on cooking chorizo

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did I invite you?

you can be his date. i have since invited him

Think we should invite some hot chicks really mate, get this party started if you know what I’m saying!

yeah that would be great but now when they turn up and read this it’ll look well suss

I agree

Attention everyone - the punch has been spiked!

EDIT: Ant’s joke is better

…with isotonic sport drink

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Just invited GEOFF out of desperation, proper scraping the barrel stuff

I’ve arrived

:nail_care:

:information_desk_person:

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alright love

Don’t worry, I brought some Mission Deli wraps!

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please don’t speak to the uninvited guests,

thanks for coming, make yourself at home. drink? blue or orange?

NOW it’s a party.

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I’ve brought some of that Pink Lucozade

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That’s my favourite one!