We're all Filth

[Rarity]

Perhaps M&S should start selling M&Ms

[someonesalt]

I was referencing this

if I want someone to go down on me for longer than/more times than is socially acceptable.

[someonesalt]

sorry @scout that was some unfortunately selective quoting on my behalf

[Scout]

Oh man. Have I said soemthing out of line?

[colon_closed_bracket]

actually scrub that

[elthamsmateowen]

@scout, looks like you are dinner, if that’s ok?

[Twinkletoes]

Just realised this username is someone’s alt not someone salt

[someonesalt]

I just realised without the “if” it looked a bit different

[Scout]

Where is that blushing emoji?

[elthamsmateowen]

I think you’ll find it in my DMs

[someonesalt]

smoooooth

[elthamsmateowen]

[someonesalt]

@someonesalt

I’m using my alt, so I’m anon publicly, if anyone is hugely interested / bothered by not knowing I don’t mind telling them via dm, but I don’t want stuff available to search engines and wotnot.

I made the offer because I do post a bit on here and I feel weird having two identities and a bit uncomfortable that people might say something to one of me and not the other and I want to be open. I do reserve the right not to tell someone if I think they’re an arsehole tho

[Rarity]

Sometimes it’s the mystery that makes life exciting

[Twinkletoes]

Oh I don’t mind not knowing. Just took me forever to connect that post with reading your username correctly!

[elthamsmateowen]

yeah for the longest time I was trying to work out what ‘someone salt’ was a reference to

[someonesalt]

And you know it’s my alt!!!

[elthamsmateowen]

yeah exactly.

I’m kinky, I didn’t say I was smart

[colossalhorse]

If it’s a thing then it’s a damn shame I don’t have it. I’ve given myself the ol’ stinging tip many a time without the merest tingle of sexual frisson. Not sure having Ms Horse tell me I’m bad and deserve it would have helped tbh.

[AQOS]

Shiiiiiit