Yeah. Dogs spit kills germs too.

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Great thread. Just caught up.

Props to the humble weekend living room picnic/buffet teatime treat crew. :fist:

My uncle had an Opel Manta B like the blue one a couple of posts up :point_up:. Had it painted up with an amazing 70s/80s desert/trucking airbrushed landscape scene. Might’ve had an eagle on the bonnet, too, for good measure.

There must be a bunch of stuff I could ask about for a normality rating, but one little thing that springs to mind, which MsWza is not on board with, is milk instead of actual cream on sponge cake. A tin of tiptop would be considered extravagant. Was mostly with this sort of thing:

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  • Soggy milky goodness
  • Respect the cake for goodness sake

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Hurrah - somebody else’s family did this! Still take milk instead of cream on my puddings, to the disgust and disdain of anybody watching…

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Both with custard surely?!

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Tiptop for tinned fruit

@j0hn

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:rofl:

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milk jelly is gorgeous

we did have the same meals on a loop more or less but not on set days (either that or i just never noticed that fact)

Thursday was bacon and beans day though cos my mum had a hair appointment after work every Thursday so that was an easy dinner for one of us to make instead

jesus christ

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My mum insisted that it was easier and more efficient to pack all your stuff in loads of small plastic bags when going on holiday rather than using a suitcase.

  • Yes of course
  • Bloody ridiculous

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In a rucksack, it makes sense. In a suitcase, it doesn’t.

Me: What’s for dinner tonight?
Mum or Step Dad: Spaghetti Bolognese
Me (internally): yes I fucking love spaghetti

Actual dinner: Rice with bolognese sauce.

  • This is normal
  • This is weird and cruel

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Honestly my mum is a gold mine for this stuff

Giving your teenage children a jar of baby food for Christmas every year

  • Completely normal
  • Not normal

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Not normal but top bants

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Laying the table for Christmas dinner with loads and loads of faff - baubles and other decorations, massive candles that take up too much space, ornate wine glasses and plates that you’re not allowed to actually use for drinking/eating from - only to remove it all after you’ve pulled the crackers and are ready to actually have dinner, in order to create enough space to actually have dinner/not despoil all the chintzy christmas crap

  • very normal
  • not at all normal

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not owning a bin. She insisted (and insists to this day) that having a bin in the kitchen is stupid because it just encourages you to be lazy and doesn’t get emptied often enough and overflows. Much better to have a supermarket plastic bag on the worktop that you put rubbish in and take out to the wheelie bin at the end of each day

  • entirely rational
  • what?

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Having a cat but no cat flap therefore regularly having to clean up cat shit and puke off the carpet

  • Disgusting and cruel
  • Yeah but I’d rather live with that happening all the time than have to install a cat flap once

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My mum lives on her own now and does this.
It annoys me, but she doesn’t generate that much rubbish by herself, so she’s won this one.

Think I’m gonna save the rest for my therapist

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