At least you made it to Ireland! Most exotic holiday I had up until a School trip to Israel (!) was the Scottish borders.

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fantastic idea.

Used to have a neighbour who did a voice for her cat but then sometimes she’d use the same voice to talk to her cat. Got quite confusing at times.

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Haha - I did this as well with football and cricket during the winter. Developed a highly convuluted method though to work out scores.

For football it involved rolling a dice up to 270 times - up to 3 rolls per minute.

The first roll would determine which team was on the attack (odd numbers for home, even for away).
The second roll would determine whether or not they got a shot on target (odd numbers for on target, even for off target)
The third roll would determine whether or not the ball went it. (1 for a goal, anything else and the keeper’s played a blinder).

Great times.

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You haven’t lived until you’ve spent 2 weeks in rural Ireland with no car

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Used not be able to handle this but I’ve grown into my own. The family trip to Newcastle over the weekend was classic, some utterly lethal slaggings given out.

My Dad utterly fucked it when he had to piss in the kettle in his hotel room though. He’s never coming back from that.

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Going on holiday to the same place in the south west every single year

  • When a man is tired of Perranporth beach, he is tired of life
  • Nope

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  • you are known as the pessimist/misanthrope of your family
  • you are known as the full of love, life, laughter person of your family
  • binary doesn’t exist

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The Big Poll

The Family Favourite:

  • Butlins
  • Pontins
  • Haven
  • Abroad
  • None of the above, thanks

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I went to a wedding this weekend and all the tables were named for beaches the couple like, and I was seated at Perranporth!

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we just never went on holiday, ever

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this is going to be one-sided

Cleaning, what is essentially “the ground” on a semi-regular basis

  • Normal
  • Weird

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Flying?

What’s wrong with a car + caravan going down the Autobahn?

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Commentary out loud. Always. In the style of John Motson

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You grew up on a holiday island, you were always on holiday!

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in my flat Friday night is “everyone eats what they want from sainos” night

pizza/ ready meal curry - whatever you want dad (me) will get it for you

eaten in front of the TV (kitchen table is the norm)

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It is a lovely beach in all fairness. Everyone at uni when mad for Gyllyngvase beach but it was dogshit compared to Perranporth.

tbf you lived on an island paradise

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The Camping and Caravanning Club!

  • Yes! I loved to effectively sleep rough for a fortnight a year!
  • No thanks!

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Center Parcs!

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