Were you to meet Noel Gallagher in real life...

I’d ask him what he’s benching these days

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(What’s the Story) Morning Glory?

Saw him on deansgate once was about to say something to him and a woman came running up behind him asking him for his autograph. What would I have said to him “Free Paper?” (gave out the MEN for a bit as a spring/summer job)

Who would you say is the ‘radiohead’ of oasis?

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I actually did see him on the train

I didn’t say anything

Who is the Bonehead of Radiohead?


Clearly Colin

Walked right past him in JoJo Maman Bebe near Sloane Square about 10 years ago. Was amazed how much he looked like one of the Tracy brothers from Thunderbirds. Preferred Blur so didn’t speak to him. Quality anecdote.


I saw him in 1997 walking down the street in Soho. I looked at him, he acknowledged me and that was it. If I were to see him again I think it would be very similar to that.

I would address him as liam to gauge his reaction


Probably just ‘Hey Noely, rock it man’ or something like that


“Hi Noel. Do you like toast? As do I. It is warm and crispy. Now stay the fuck away from me Gallagher I ain’t got shit to say to you.”


Do you want to come with me on tour with Jay-Z?

Probably just nod and say “alright”

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“alright our kid” surely?

Blur or Oasis?


Reckon I’d go for something really profound like ‘nice one innit’

Why are you such a smooth-talking charmer?

Walked past him once outside the Marriott in Bristol, he was having a smoke and minding his own business so Ieft him to it.

Tory cunt