Make sure to stay away from the mire of eternal hauntedness - its where my shed is where I keep my lawnmower, and I donāt want anyone going in there andā¦ Having an accident.
Of course! Iām a kind, generous, simple carpenter. Full payment up front
checks the till
Uhā¦ can I pay you with special treats and bakes? Head office have just taken their share of the takings and Iām a little light on gold right now. At least until @wikihock buys his daily rations.
Of course for a servant of bot I provide a very special rate. Its the same as my normal rate but Iāll bless it. Full payment up front
I will certainly be seeing if I can make arrangements to perhaps make it out sometime.
Under my breath
Canāt believe that bot once told me to get into the sea.
āBot is in the hearts of us all, not owned by the priesthoodā my pa always toldsed me
Iāll take a sausage roll please. Can you tell me any more about this mysterious new pasty? Iām a slave to novelty.
Trade secret Iām afraid my dear Flittermouse, but rest assured the filling is like nothing youāve experienced this side of Devon. Its a regional speciality that weāre trying out in just this store once stocks are available.
Praise be good cleric. This is just the tonic, though i fear it may be a little gmph strong on this gbumph morningās delicate constitu- excuse me runs
returning I have a surplus of sheep leather this season, the nearby town of Lacksilver has had awful luck with animal attacks and their tanner could not handle the excess. I would be delighted to offer you anything you need for book binding or under surplice armour
HEAR YE! HEAR YE! BY NOW MOST OF YOU HAVE INTRODUCED YOURSELVES AND THAT IS ALL FINE AND NICE, BUT LETāS GET DOWN TO WHAT THIS TOWN DOES BEST, POINTING FINGERS BASED ON LITTLE TO NO INFORMATION. CAN YOU PLEASE SUBMIT YOUR VOTE FOR WHO TO BANISH BY 9PM (IF AT ALL POSSIBLE)
THREE WOLVES ARE THOUGHT TO BE AMONG YOU, ALONG WITH A SEER AND A BODYGUARD.
This is that swine @discobotās doing, I assure you all. A robot who will keep us safe? Canāt believe the town fell for it.
Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help
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If you are a true God, then youāll out the wolves for the good of all us poor townsfolk just trying to scrape a living.
Wolves now is it? Bah, they had my third pig, Manuel, just this summer.
Who lives over in that lane there and hasnāt said hello? @sine_wave I believe. Donāt be shy, dear, i am here literally warts and all - if i can show my ugly mug to all and sundry then thereās no reason for you to be shying away now is there?
engine revving
tire skid
takes off motorcycle helmet, flips hair but it smacks me back in the face because the wind is so strong
Afternoon, dickheads!
[after an extended cold opening scene, it finally cuts to credits]
down in the peaceful villaaaageā¦
This greeting is new to me. What part of the county are you from?
And is your contraption water-driven like my mill?
So we are in the midst of a panic, has anyone witnessed any evidence of wolfish behaviour? Howling in the night? Clawed grooves on their doors? A man hauling their rear along the cobbles as a worm riddled hound might? I fear an unjust banishment more than the snap of cruel jaws.
Letās see if this works. Fetch!
I throws a stick across the bustling village square. There may be twinges of some suppressed primal instinct on some faces, or possibly confusion directed at one who is already unravelling, that is all.
Bah.
Iām from the big smoke, the city to end all cities.
(Luton)
My āmachineā? Iād never describe Kitty in such a derogatory term. No, sheās an animal, powered by unfiltered diesel. Listen to her purr!