Wet n Windy Saturday Thread

[colon_closed_bracket]

Btw, there’s barely a week that goes by without me thinking of @profk and the description “dodgy British stuff in the back of a van/taxi”

[profk]

i think that’s a @Joke2000 one!

[manches]

FREEEENNNNZZZZ

HOW MANY OF US HAVE THEM

FREEEEEENNNNZZZ

ONES WE CAN DEPEND ON

[JaguarPirate]

Better with my hands but whatever gets you off

[JaguarPirate]

Jimmy C was very handsome back in day though

[Scout]

Watching this now. If anyone wants an alternative narration like watching the dvd directors cut here’s a snippet of what I can offer you.

They’ve just walked past this particular spot of the canal

Monday Morning Thread of Rage and Ennui

Switched my route up this morning and walked along what I knew to be particularly dismal part of the canal but my God it was worse than ever. Half drained so I could clearly see how much crap was in there whilst two geese tried to navigate around it, a totally pitch black underpass where I thought for a minute the guy ahead of me was going to attack me but actually no, he was too busy bumming someone.

[Scout]

She’s now walking past Dot from Line of Duty’s house.

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[laelfy]

@japes

find it so weird the tour guide world is full of cut throat bastards

Can’t believe you’re talking about scout like that

[colon_closed_bracket]

Oh you’re quite right!

Porn poll (anon)

Which of these categories do you watch on the regular poll

[kermitwormit]

Quick question mates, and no I won’t be giving context, is Caroline from Animal Crossing hot?

• Yes
• No

[kermitwormit]

Oh my God, that’s so awful!

[anon24576931]

You basically have no rights. It’s something of a trade off in London in return for affordable rent, but absolutely not worth it anywhere else.

[rich-t]

Christ DiS is something tonight. Suppose I’m off to bed then

[colon_closed_bracket]

According to a quick search, yes! Though the prof (and to a lesser extent, aggpass and I) have popularised it.

I last thought of it this morning: my daughters were asking what the difference was between .com and .co.uk - so I explained (in clean terms obviously). But then I was thinking what a [generic porn site].co.uk would be like, and I thought of the van/taxi

[Gnometorious]

@rich-t hugs x

[Gnometorious]

Yep, I had this kinda situation with a dodgy landlord when I lived in London 12 years ago.

[froglet]

@froglet

I’ve been in bed all day with period pains.

Lol my boyfriend has just posted a picture of his takeaway dinner with a caption that starts “it’s that time of the month” (he’s talking about his late shift)

[manches]

I’m sleepy but also feel like having a dance

[Unlucky]

Had a pomegranate mojito, then a bourbon and root beer then a white Russian. Not gonna end well I dont think

[Unlucky]

You’re probably Bill Bailey