My pal is currently cruising Bumble to find herself a husband. She spotted this profile with a… surprising final para.
I thought nah, not a thing. Looked it up and
Lot of new terms going on here.
- i could wetlook with you xylo
- we do need to take our - clothes off - to have a swim time - oh yeah
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not sure if I’m a strong enough swimmer to jump into the pool in a business suit and it would be an embarrassing way to die.
it’s a big phat no from me.
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so you’re saying you’re more a ‘walker’
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also love arts (architecture and sculpture mainly)
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i can also tell you that the accompanying profile photo on this account is of a man fully suited in a lake.
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Do they still teach kids to inflate their pyjama trousers and use them as a life-jacket when in a life-threatening, water-related situation?
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were you taught this?
- of course. pyjama life jacket trousers! normal!
- what?
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Stepping into some water while wearing socks
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ugh. or the worst iteration: stepping in a deep puddle wearing converse. fuck you you bastard eyeholes!
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Never taught it but saw it on instagram recently
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.*after diving to the bottom of the deep end of the swimming pool to retrieve a rubber brick
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looking back, it was a very specific set of life skills i’ve never needed again. whenever i drop my rubber bricks in the sea i’ve just left them there tbh.
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I’d get in the bath fully clothed to get laid no probs
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how do you imagine the subsequent laying would actually go, through. fully suited in a full bathtub. it’s giving ‘angrily splashing hopelessness’
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Wearing baggy jeans (or Road corduroy trousers if you like nu-metal in the 00s) that touch the floor when it’s been raining and the moisture soaks up through them.
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- “an interesting game”
- “Can we play Catan instead?”
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Fuck I meant to write ‘intriguiging’ not ‘interesting’
i know. the thought was there.
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