What a fucking mess

didn’t know mustard came in tubes

Was reading this recall as in take back. Broken brain.

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Oh, what a feeling
When it’s mustard on the ceiling

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Does Coleman’s (that has the Royal Seal right?) come in a tube. Do the Royals secretly used a different brand of mustard? These are the questions the Daily Mail should spend their time on.

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From the hot dog van outside the palace

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I hope he fucking cleaned it up himself afterwards, the twat.

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Well now my world is collapsing.

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they use one mustard for royal hot dogs
another mustard for royal ceiling decoration

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Whys it got a cow on it?

where do you think mustard comes from?

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Exactly, it’s scraped from the underside of a cow

So mustard seed is…nevermind

you put the mustard seeds in the cow and mustard tubes come out

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Also wondered about the royal seal on food thing. Like who instigates it? (Not enough to google it like)

Sounds painful

Rip legend of banter

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Noticed there’s a royal seal on tabasco sauce. Like fuck is anyone in the royal family having anything more spicy than salt on their food.