What a story


#1

#2

Bump for the day shift.


#3

"In the months after the attack, Alan got a “calling from God” to move to the Shetland Islands.

But he decided to stay put."

is such a brilliant little added bit of information for absolutely no reason.


#4

The whole thing is just… idk.

Kind of fascinating to think about all these stories that go briefly viral, only to die down and leave the people involved in a bizarre situation. Sadly it often seems to end up badly for all involved.


#6

He sounds like a prick


#7

yeah it’s funny how everyone involved comes out looking like a prick


#8

Ooooofwhatacunt


#9

Pretty gross he doesn’t want to help her out. Doesn’t seem very Christian of him??


#10

he’s gonna chuck her a tenner though


#11

Yep. Like everyone


#12

Aye I’m sure she’s fuckin stoked about that. If she could do it again, I’m sure she’d give him £6,687 less!


#13

When the owner of a PR firm is the most sympathetic character in a story you know something’s amiss


#14

The guy might not look tough but he’s got balls of fuckin steel.


#15

why are local news websites always such horribly ad filled loading all over the place hell holes? i mean i know why but jeez.


#16

Yeah, they’re the worst.