#22

A mate of mine has my copy of ‘The Virgin Suicides’. She’s currently in Dunedin on the South Island of New Zealand. That could be the winner here.

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#23

This is beautiful use of the English language, like something Magneto would say in an early Stan Lee comic.

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#24

Left an umbrella in tokyo

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#25

Apologies

#26

I love that book.

#27

Fuck, 19363km!

#29

My fender Johnny Marr Jaguar and Fender Bassman 59 combo amp are in Histon, Cambridgeshire and I am in Caledonian Road London.

I have lost clothes all over the world though but perhaps they don’t count if I’ve lost them

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#30

Some genius fired my new car at Mars.

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#31

I got some stuff at my nan’s house in Somerset. I’m in Maine. Bout 3,000 miles. Give or take.

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#32

My mum’s in Dunedin. Want me to hit your friend up next time I’m down, get it back for you?

#33
  • Newfundlund
  • Canadians be damned, I pronounce it new found land

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#34

Girl I went to uni with has my frightened rabbit t shirt, and she now lives in New Zealand. Dunno whether she took the t shirt with her. So it’s either in new Zealand or Brighton

#35

I gave my north American xbox to my mother-in-law, so it’s sitting in a front room in Ontario, about 5000km away

#36

I was scrolling down this thread thinking “I hope nobody’s posted a Tribe Called Quest yet”

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#37

my ex has my copy of the second lcd soundsystem album. think she lives in ellesmere port now? so like 50 miles or something

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#38

A lot of these sound like you don’t own the thing anymore.

“Oh yeah, I have away my jumper to someone in Peru. So that.”

Nah, that ain’t yr jumper no more. It’s some Peruvians jumper.

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#39

Find out, fool. The thread doesn’t ask “where might it be?”

#40

Where are you right now as my heart belongs to you and that might be further away than your passport.

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#41

I own Antarctica.

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#42

Surprised none of the jembles on here ‘own’ a star