What animal would you add to our native fauna given half a chance?

So was I!!!

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the most dangerous animal of all, man

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Tigers.

Penguins would be great to see swimming in rivers and stuff.

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These are a special type that stay as babies.

Actually, fuck it, when they grow up they grow up and we have adult elephants as well who are also dead nice.

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Yeah I think Penguins would be good

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Tonnes of bears

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You can already get penguins here

Monkeys, monkeys everywhere please

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Baboons

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Platypus

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Not in Surrey

Surrey, not Surrey

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Pygmy hippos.

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I do like a good platypus

I think you can p-p-pick them up all over the UK

Hummingbirds are pretty cool. Or Great Whites in rivers and the lakes that you’re used to.

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There were rumours of pumas/jaguars stalking the countryside when you were a child

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Banned in Surrey for being distinctly non-Tory. We had them replaced with individually wrapped Viscounts.

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But Penguins are already individually wrapped. Maybe tories dont like the jokes.

Cassowaries, those beautiful dangerous dinosaur bastards