What are the items in your immediate vicinity that you'd be confident you could "chew up"

#1

You know how a dog chews up a pillow and ruins or a pair of slippers or whatever.

What is there that’s near to you that you think you’d be able to chew up like a dog? (If you had to)

Happy Birthday Antpoc!
#2

This is basically a thread about how strong your teeth are and/or how soft the items in your immediate vicinity are. Please respond to it.

#3

Some bits of paper. Could no doubt chew the wires from my mouse and keyboard and ruin them. Don’t really want to though. My wallet maybe. Again, doesn’t seem like a great idea. Hope this helps.

#4

The wrist rest part of my mouse mat.

Could probably start chewing through the various cables that are around, until I get to one with 230 volts running through it. Not really anything else soft that I can see on the desk.

#5

Thanks Crispy.

I should really stress that I don’t want any of you to actually attempt to chew anything up, I was just wondering, that’s all.

#6

Live electronic cables.

#7

Understood.

#8

These, from the IKEA pencil upwards. Like The World’s Strongest Chewer

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#9

Advent calender
Mouse mat
Pile of paperwork
The cushiony bits on my headphones

#10

Excellent! You must have very strong teeth and a powerful jaw!

#11

NB - I’d like to point out that it wasn’t me that chewed the black pen previously

#12

Yep. This is me

#13

Really fancy chewing up my mouse mat now.

#14

Go wild!

#15

And lose mouse traction? Are you mad?

#16

Do you want to know a secret?

I don’t even use a mousemat!

#17

Some straws and ice, maybe a plant! Oh and a coaster

#18

I’m willing to hazard you are in some kind of beachside cocktail bar in the Bahamas?

#19

Bahamas/Glasgow same difference :slight_smile:

#20

Good god.