Thanks Crispy.

I should really stress that I don’t want any of you to actually attempt to chew anything up, I was just wondering, that’s all.

Live electronic cables.

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Understood.

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These, from the IKEA pencil upwards. Like The World’s Strongest Chewer

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Advent calender
Mouse mat
Pile of paperwork
The cushiony bits on my headphones

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Excellent! You must have very strong teeth and a powerful jaw!

NB - I’d like to point out that it wasn’t me that chewed the black pen previously

Yep. This is me

Really fancy chewing up my mouse mat now.

Go wild!

And lose mouse traction? Are you mad?

Do you want to know a secret?

I don’t even use a mousemat!

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Some straws and ice, maybe a plant! Oh and a coaster

I’m willing to hazard you are in some kind of beachside cocktail bar in the Bahamas?

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Bahamas/Glasgow same difference :slight_smile:

Good god.

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u ok hun?

Not going to (obviously) but:

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a pair of feckin women’s knickers

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the shreddies in a bowl in front of me

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