What are these then?

Today I’m being shown these as something I might like to purchase.

Fake pregnant belly?

She pee

Looks like there’s room for a penis here (TWSS)

Some sort of toe device

Well then. A way to pacakage your penis to look like you just caught it at a ring toss game at the fair?


It keeps trying to sell me leather catsuits

Never really been into leather

Really would like to know what that last one is.

I bet you would you filthy old bollocks